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Text Torrent: Kim Jong-un vs. Donald Trump

Text Torrent: Kim Jong-un vs. Donald Trump

September 15, 2017

We all know that there has been much discord between our good ol’ president, Donald Trump, and Kim Jong-un. ...

Hate Week

Hate Week

September 1, 2017

Hate is such a neglected emotion. Everyone loves to praise emotions like kindness, compassion, and toler...

How to Start the School Year off Right

How to Start the School Year off Right

August 24, 2017

Starting a new school year is always difficult. It’s time to start getting up early AGAIN, stress ...

Dying Fashion Trends: Non-Conformists

Dying Fashion Trends: Non-Conformists

August 24, 2017

We see it everyday. The rags given to children as trousers and a mysterious flame-font insignia painfully b...

The Perfect Senior Prank

The Perfect Senior Prank

May 26, 2017

What is the best senior prank? This infallible question has stood the test of time, finding no adequa...

Raccoon in the Back Room

Raccoon in the Back Room

May 26, 2017

This is it. This is the end of our school life as we know it. The raccoons have begun their conquest on Qu...

Top 8 Things To Do After You Graduate

Top 8 Things To Do After You Graduate

May 19, 2017

Once someone graduates, they face something big, something completely awful. This horror is known as ...

Storytime With Mustafa Part 5: Hack from a Mac

Storytime With Mustafa Part 5: Hack from a Mac

May 12, 2017

I pray that this message reaches the right hands. By the time you read this, I will likely be in Antel...

Axis Sitcoms

Axis Sitcoms

May 5, 2017

Imagine this - you are the CEO of the ABC television network, and you are sitting in your nice, leath...

Storytime With Mustafa Part 4: College Search

Storytime With Mustafa Part 4: College Search

April 28, 2017

One of the most hated parts of being a senior after all the ridiculous testing and excessive work is t...

Discrimination Against Feathered Dinosaurs

Discrimination Against Feathered Dinosaurs

April 28, 2017

Our generation faces one of the most pressing issues this world has ever witnessed. We have all come to ...

The Eric Andre Show Review

The Eric Andre Show Review

April 28, 2017

In my time on this Earth, I have seen many TV shows. Ranging from The Backyardigans to It’s Always Sunny in Phi...

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