Holiday Gift Ideas

Picture by Sydney Smith

   It is the most wonderful time of the year; fear, stress, and every feeling in between plagues this month. Whether the reason for these emotions are bringing your D’s to A’s in three weeks, buying presents for your friends and family with the three dollars you currently have, or staying warm in these cold, cold months, this time of year is always a terrible challenge. To help relieve some of the holiday stress, we have compiled a list of Christmas present ideas so you do not have to think of on your own.

1. Toe socks

   They are a must-have when it gets cold, and what better gift can you give than socks? Especially when they have separated toe holes because foot gloves are much cooler than foot mittens, am I right? And if you are feeling wild, you can even go for some silicone toe socks.

2. Chia Pets

   We have all seen the commercials and cannot help but sing “chi-chi-chi-chia” when we think of them, so why not give them to a friend or family member that you love? They come in an array of different pots, from Garfield the Cat to Donald Trump, so you will definitely find one for that special someone.

3. Boyfriend Pillow

   Everyone has that one lonely friend that always complains about not being in a relationship, which only gets worse with the coming of the holidays. It only seems right to give them the gift of a companion because who wouldn’t want a severed torso and arm to hold in the night? Put an end to your friend’s unbearable complaining with this handy dandy product.

4. Nothing

   There is always that one person that you do not like, and now you can show that while also keeping up the spirit of Christmas. For the low price of $9.99, you can give them the Gift of Nothing, which is, you guessed it, absolutely nothing in a simple yet elegant wrapper. Show someone how thoughtful you are by giving them this amazing gift.

5. LifeGem

   Do you know someone who has just lost a loved one? Then we have the perfect present idea for you. LifeGems are diamonds created from the ashes of the deceased, so a part of the person can live on as a beautiful jewel even after they have passed on. And, honestly, what is more comforting than wearing a dead loved one? But it does not stop there, pets are also candidates to be turned into wearable crystals.

6. Bumper Sticker

   And last, but not least, a customizable bumper sticker is great. No one loves anything more than a cheesy, yet fashionable, token to slap onto the backside of their car.

   If you take these suggestions, whatever you decide to wrap up for your friends this season is sure to be a hit.