Often overshadowed by the frustrations and triumphs of Quartz Hill’s sports teams is the school’s bustling arts community. Vibrant and rich, it blesses the campus with entertainment and exciting opportunities for those willing to step out of their comfort zone. However, many in this community feel that their school has not done enough to facilitate a culture of expression. It is past time for Quartz...

As fall creeps around the corner, signs of the new season flood the city. Whether it be the spider webs draped across houses, or the scent of cinnamon throughout the local grocer, early September marks the beginning of the best time of the year: Halloween.  With its costumes, decorations, and overall mix of joy and terror, Halloween is the best holiday of the year. Now, if you are also a year-round...

It’s come to my attention that we have a disease running rampant at QHHS (no, it isn’t the flu!) and as your friendly neighborhood Shruth, it’s my duty to report it. No one sees this condition coming--but once it takes you, you’re gone. Only a few can escape from its dark clutches, and when they return to us, they are changed. No external treatments seem to work, not even Mr. Herman’s rallying...

A crime scene. One victim, no evidence, no suspect. The police have no clues and no idea where to start. Why? Because the unknown suspect took Forensic Biology during high school and learned how to get away with murder scot-free. The suspect learned how to erase evidence, any witnesses, and even how to not become a suspect! The class is inspiring a new generation to commit the stabby-killy and stay...

Have you ever bitten off more than you could chew? Did the painful attempt to gnaw at the mouthful of caramel taffy, which stuck to gums, syrup-ed spit, and strained jaw muscles, ever supersede the worth of its rich sweetness? Did the big bite then turn around and bite back?  Then tell me, why kill two birds with one stone when you could kill five? It is nothing new to note the overpopulation...

(DISCLAIMER: anything said here that seems serious, is definitely not. This article is purely satire and shouldn't be taken as more than such. If I disappear, all my belongings go to my cats. Chinese Gov. please don't wipe me off the earth, it’s a joke) What if you took one of the biggest economic powerhouses, with a staggering population of 1.4 billion and a territory covering 9.6 million square...