It’s come to my attention that we have a disease running rampant at QHHS (no, it isn’t the flu!) and as your friendly neighborhood Shruth, it’s my duty to report it. No one sees this condition coming--but once it takes you, you’re gone. Only a few can escape from its dark clutches, and when they return to us, they are changed. No external treatments seem to work, not even Mr. Herman’s rallying...

A crime scene. One victim, no evidence, no suspect. The police have no clues and no idea where to start. Why? Because the unknown suspect took Forensic Biology during high school and learned how to get away with murder scot-free. The suspect learned how to erase evidence, any witnesses, and even how to not become a suspect! The class is inspiring a new generation to commit the stabby-killy and stay...

Have you ever bitten off more than you could chew? Did the painful attempt to gnaw at the mouthful of caramel taffy, which stuck to gums, syrup-ed spit, and strained jaw muscles, ever supersede the worth of its rich sweetness? Did the big bite then turn around and bite back?  Then tell me, why kill two birds with one stone when you could kill five? It is nothing new to note the overpopulation...

Club Rush: a mosh pit of intellectuals and popularity seekers trying to find a student organization where they can fit in and make a name for themselves.    According to most involved students, Club Rush has always been the event that determines the enjoyability of the rest of their high school career. Club Rush is a biannual school event that seeks to involve more students in the community...

(DISCLAIMER: anything said here that seems serious, is definitely not. This article is purely satire and shouldn't be taken as more than such. If I disappear, all my belongings go to my cats. Chinese Gov. please don't wipe me off the earth, it’s a joke) What if you took one of the biggest economic powerhouses, with a staggering population of 1.4 billion and a territory covering 9.6 million square...

As Halloween draws closer and closer, stores begin to stock up on the spooky month necessities: candies, pumpkins, pumpkin flavored sweets, and, of course, costumes. But, need not fret! If anyone is still freaking their pumpkin head off about what costume to wear for Hallows’ Eve, worry no more.  There is only one costume that can be the perfect match for anyone, only one that should stock the...