The year is 2021, and Bernie Sanders is President of the United States. Bernie breathes a little too hard then dies. Enter an alternate reality. The year is 2021, and Bernie Sanders is the President of the United States err… Unified States, as they are now called. In just one year in Bernie’s presidency, climate change has risen drastically, causing record highs that are making people feel the...

It is everyone’s least favorite time of the year: AP season. Whether you are signed up to take one, three, or six tests, you are among the hundreds of kids who are just starting to process that the tests are a mere couple of months away. A couple of months, you say? Plenty of time to study later, surely, right? Wrong, especially if you are enrolled in any AP math class, including Calculus AB, Calculus...

Whether you’re there to see a wholesome Boon Jong Ho sweep the board with 4 awards for his hit movie Parasite (Great watch, highly recommend) or see Joaquin Phoenix 180 his acceptance speech into a PETA advertisement, the Oscars year after year never fail to amuse its audience through various random events conducted by Hollywood’s finest. Brad Pitt hitting a vape on the red carpet is a signature...

Reaching my senior year was exciting. Only one year left of high school, and I had assumed it would be filled with never-ending fun and little to no work.  My entire high school career, I felt as if I was preparing for this moment, as do many students. Afterall, upperclassmen constantly boasted about their lack of stress since I was a freshman, so I thought I knew what I was in for.  But, I have...

It’s no secret anymore that there are FBI agents hiding in our phones, monitoring us, helping us get those free skips on Spotify and even changing the form of ads on Instagram. Over the course of the last few years, the FBI agents in our phones have become our friends, allies, and even our lifesavers. But for Chrystein Ontiveros, his FBI agent became something more. “It started with a virus...

Often overshadowed by the frustrations and triumphs of Quartz Hill’s sports teams is the school’s bustling arts community. Vibrant and rich, it blesses the campus with entertainment and exciting opportunities for those willing to step out of their comfort zone. However, many in this community feel that their school has not done enough to facilitate a culture of expression. It is past time for Quartz...