Have you ever bitten off more than you could chew? Did the painful attempt to gnaw at the mouthful of caramel taffy, which stuck to gums, syrup-ed spit, and strained jaw muscles, ever supersede the worth of its rich sweetness? Did the big bite then turn around and bite back?  Then tell me, why kill two birds with one stone when you could kill five? It is nothing new to note the overpopulation...

It is official: we have been back at school for a month, and now that students have settled into their mundane routines and adjusted to their unholy amounts of homework, QHHS held its first Back-to-School Night so that parents can finally join in on the fun.   Kicking off at 5:00 p.m., attendees were greeted with spectacular performances by a few of the school’s many clubs: cheer, band,...

Club Rush: a mosh pit of intellectuals and popularity seekers trying to find a student organization where they can fit in and make a name for themselves.    According to most involved students, Club Rush has always been the event that determines the enjoyability of the rest of their high school career. Club Rush is a biannual school event that seeks to involve more students in the community...

(DISCLAIMER: anything said here that seems serious, is definitely not. This article is purely satire and shouldn't be taken as more than such. If I disappear, all my belongings go to my cats. Chinese Gov. please don't wipe me off the earth, it’s a joke) What if you took one of the biggest economic powerhouses, with a staggering population of 1.4 billion and a territory covering 9.6 million square...

As Halloween draws closer and closer, stores begin to stock up on the spooky month necessities: candies, pumpkins, pumpkin flavored sweets, and, of course, costumes. But, need not fret! If anyone is still freaking their pumpkin head off about what costume to wear for Hallows’ Eve, worry no more.  There is only one costume that can be the perfect match for anyone, only one that should stock the...

Among the youth of today's world, society is witnessing a phenomenon that is quite simple in essence and yet controversial in its very simplicity: the conversion to plastic straw removal. One may wonder why the use of metal straws, which seems to be mere minutiae, could be controversial, and they would find that the perceived issue lies in the questionable efficiency of this change’s ability to protect...