The Ubiquity

Are Teachers Human?

Are Teachers Human?

March 12, 2018

Teachers. They are an unusual species. Why would someone willingly spend their days teaching ungrateful ...

Surprise! School Is Not What You Think It Is *Not Clickbait*

Surprise! School Is Not What You Think It Is *Not Clickbait*

March 5, 2018

Here you are, currently at high school, sitting at your desk while thinking about the bright future you hav...

Clubs That Failed to Meet the Golden Standard

Clubs That Failed to Meet the Golden Standard

February 26, 2018

We’ve all heard of the cliché stories of clubs that made it through the cracks, despite all odds being stacked a...

Leaving My Keys Inside Car…Again

Leaving My Keys Inside Car…Again

February 26, 2018

Disclaimer: The details in this article are incredibly stupid. Don’t follow the example shown in th...

A Loner’s Perspective of Valentine’s Day

A Loner’s Perspective of Valentine’s Day

February 16, 2018

I wake up with a start from my eternal nightmare. The nightmare that haunts me every year on the 14t...

A Day In the Life Of Casey Swafford

A Day In the Life Of Casey Swafford

February 16, 2018

Screeeeeeech! Casey slowly wakes to his trusty alarm clock. However, he does not enjoy it as much as...

Government Shutdown Picnic Party (w/ Danny Devito) *NOT CLICKBAIT*

Government Shutdown Picnic Party (w/ Danny Devito) *NOT CLICKBAIT*

February 9, 2018

As of right now, it is February 5th, 2018, and we still don’t have flying cars. But, we are facing...

Expectations vs. Reality: Fast Food

Expectations vs. Reality: Fast Food

February 9, 2018

I don’t know about you, but I’m sick and tired of people lying to me. First, my parents lied abou...

8 School Hacks That Will Definitely Make Your Life Easier

8 School Hacks That Will Definitely Make Your Life Easier

February 2, 2018

Having trouble getting out of bed for school?   Just get ready in bed, fall back asleep, and then arr...

Donald Trump: A Presidential Reflection

Donald Trump: A Presidential Reflection

February 2, 2018

“I did it. I made America great again.” Trump leans back in his chair with a smirk on his face....

Why Does Quartz Hill Flood So Easily?

Why Does Quartz Hill Flood So Easily?

January 27, 2018

I remember it like it was only a couple weeks back, because it was, mind you. As if I would remember any...

Slaying the Patriarchy

Slaying the Patriarchy

January 27, 2018

January 20th, 2018 will mark the first day of the matriarchal insurgence. Women have been preparing the r...

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