Establishing the Matriarchy: Part One
Picture by Tiffany Piedrasanta
December 8, 2017
AHHHHHHH! These are the war cries of our womanhood! Today, we break down the walls of patriarchy in our society and establish an almighty matriarchy, a new world order. Obviously, this is the best kind of system. Just look at African tribes and seahorses. Their societies are run by females and everything is going just fine, considering none have gone extinct. Anyway, why should we have a matriarchy? Because of three things:
- We have been disrespected for too long #giveusrespect
- We practically control the world #weareamazing
- We are tougher than nails! #wearestrong
Females have undergone much mistreatment. We have been beat up, lied to, stolen from, and brought down too many times. Will I go wash the dishes? HECK NO. Will I go do your laundry? UHH…YOU HAVE TWO HANDS, RIGHT?! Will I stay home and watch the kids while you go to work? NOPE, THEY’RE YOUR KIDS TOO! We are sick and tired of being mistreated just because we are the opposite gender. Do you know how stupid sexists sound?
(In my pastor’s voice) “I think women can’t do anything because they’re women.” Uhhh okay. You just lost half of your congregation Mr. Preacher. Good luck getting a wife!
Females are amazing. Just as Queen B’s (Beyoncé’s) song “Run the World (Girls),” we are “strong enough to bear the children then get back to business.” Men can’t do that. Primarily because they do not have the beautiful power to bear children. Secondly, some of them act like a bunch of wimps. They see blood and want to pass out. And we’re supposed to let them lead?? I don’t know about y’all…but I think not.
Females are tough – tougher than Floyd Mayweather. Our bodies are constantly hurting. We have to go through periods, child birth, and all the after effects. Now that I’ve put the word “period” in this paragraph, I know some guy is going to go pass out in his backyard or something. Ha. Please, women are far superior and should be the ones in control of society. #femalestogetherstrong
