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Quartz Hill New Security Procedures

By Tyler Sinness, Staff Writer

April 1, 2019

In a new move, Principal Zach Mercier announced the school’s plan to increase security measures even farther than the measures that have been taken over the past year. “We’re very excited for this new chapter in this pris- erm, I mean, school’s history,” the principal announced in a statement, “Beginning next ye...

New AP Class: AP Mixed Entertainment Media Emulating Sarcasm

New AP Class: AP Mixed Entertainment Media Emulating Sarcasm

April 1, 2019

A new class is coming to Quartz Hill, emulating a college-level class. AP students, listen up. Now pre...

Bring Your Pet to School

Bring Your Pet to School

April 1, 2019

Due to the stress and pure feverish anxiety of the final semester or the school year, the administra...

No More Books in the School Library

By Mars Gifford, Staff Writer

April 1, 2019

The Quartz Hill High School Administration announced this week that further, albeit minor, renovations to the library will be happening this upcoming summer. These changes will be taking place less than three years after the library’s successful remodeling in which the library went from crowded -- stuffed with books and enoug...

Epidemic of Catastrophic Proportions Strikes Internationally… and it may be in  your home right now (CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT).

Epidemic of Catastrophic Proportions Strikes Internationally… and it may be in your home right now (CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT).

May 23, 2018

Did you know that if you clicked this article, you are within the 99th percentile of creative geniuses...

Types of Study Techniques (#5 will shock you!)

Types of Study Techniques (#5 will shock you!)

May 23, 2018

It’s that time of the year again where students are preoccupied with AP/IB exams. Some students go t...

Journalism’s Infinity War

By Casey Swafford, Staff Writer

May 11, 2018

“Hear ye! Hear ye! Listen as I speak of the tyranny of the Ubiquity! The liars and deceivers who call themselves the editors of the school newspaper, that the majority of the school doesn’t know exists, have crossed the last line. These false idols, these fabulists whose only goal is to make a quick buck, are trying to des...

True 100% Verified Infinity War Fan Theories

True 100% Verified Infinity War Fan Theories

May 11, 2018

This article contains Avengers: Infinity War spoilers, but if you haven’t seen it yet, it’s your ow...

Mcdougal Littell’s Totalitarian Takeover

Mcdougal Littell’s Totalitarian Takeover

May 7, 2018

For as long as I can remember, our student textbook provider, Mcdougal Littell, has been trying their ...

AP/IB Exams Conspiracy Theory

AP/IB Exams Conspiracy Theory

May 7, 2018

It’s that time of the year again when AP and IB students are feeling extremely chill and laid back. ...

Teachers Have Lives?!

Teachers Have Lives?!

April 29, 2018

Disclaimer: There is traumatizing information below. If you don’t want your image of teachers to be...

Top Five Homeless Signs

Top Five Homeless Signs

April 29, 2018

We humans all have one thing in common; we are all greedy, money-driven beings who would do anything to...

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