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Establishing the Matriarchy: Part One

Establishing the Matriarchy: Part One

December 8, 2017

AHHHHHHH! ​These ​are ​the ​war ​cries ​of ​our ​womanhood! ​Today, ​we ​break ​dow...

Late-Night Shopping at Walmart

Late-Night Shopping at Walmart

November 6, 2017

WALMART… the land of the ratchet. There really is no other store like it. First of all, it literally ...

Teacher Meeting Conspiracy Theory

Teacher Meeting Conspiracy Theory

October 28, 2017

Gather ‘round kiddies, because I have a tale I feel I must tell. At Quartz Hill High School, we regularly hav...

The Real Cause of the Recent Natural Disasters

The Real Cause of the Recent Natural Disasters

October 8, 2017

Natural disasters have been striking the world seemingly all at once. You hear about one hurricane, a...

El Salvaje Part 1: The Backstory

El Salvaje Part 1: The Backstory

September 22, 2017

Disclaimer: If you have not heard the frightening rumors about The Savage, then click out right now. This...

Text Torrent: Kim Jong-un vs. Donald Trump

Text Torrent: Kim Jong-un vs. Donald Trump

September 15, 2017

We all know that there has been much discord between our good ol’ president, Donald Trump, and Kim Jong-un. ...

Hate Week

Hate Week

September 1, 2017

Hate is such a neglected emotion. Everyone loves to praise emotions like kindness, compassion, and toler...

How to Start the School Year off Right

How to Start the School Year off Right

August 24, 2017

Starting a new school year is always difficult. It’s time to start getting up early AGAIN, stress ...

Dying Fashion Trends: Non-Conformists

Dying Fashion Trends: Non-Conformists

August 24, 2017

We see it everyday. The rags given to children as trousers and a mysterious flame-font insignia painfully b...

The Perfect Senior Prank

The Perfect Senior Prank

May 26, 2017

What is the best senior prank? This infallible question has stood the test of time, finding no adequa...

Raccoon in the Back Room

Raccoon in the Back Room

May 26, 2017

This is it. This is the end of our school life as we know it. The raccoons have begun their conquest on Qu...

Top 8 Things To Do After You Graduate

Top 8 Things To Do After You Graduate

May 19, 2017

Once someone graduates, they face something big, something completely awful. This horror is known as ...

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