The Ubiquity

Epidemic of Catastrophic Proportions Strikes Internationally… and it may be in  your home right now (CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT).

Epidemic of Catastrophic Proportions Strikes Internationally… and it may be in your home right now (CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT).

May 23, 2018

Did you know that if you clicked this article, you are within the 99th percentile of creative geniuses...

Types of Study Techniques (#5 will shock you!)

Types of Study Techniques (#5 will shock you!)

May 23, 2018

It’s that time of the year again where students are preoccupied with AP/IB exams. Some students go t...

Journalism’s Infinity War

By Casey Swafford, Staff Writer

May 11, 2018

Filed under Humor

“Hear ye! Hear ye! Listen as I speak of the tyranny of the Ubiquity! The liars and deceivers who call themselves the editors of the school newspaper, that the majority of the school doesn’t know exists, have crossed the last line. These false idols, these fabulists whose only goal is to make a quick buck, are trying to des...

True 100% Verified Infinity War Fan Theories

True 100% Verified Infinity War Fan Theories

May 11, 2018

This article contains Avengers: Infinity War spoilers, but if you haven’t seen it yet, it’s your ow...

Mcdougal Littell’s Totalitarian Takeover

Mcdougal Littell’s Totalitarian Takeover

May 7, 2018

For as long as I can remember, our student textbook provider, Mcdougal Littell, has been trying their ...

AP/IB Exams Conspiracy Theory

AP/IB Exams Conspiracy Theory

May 7, 2018

It’s that time of the year again when AP and IB students are feeling extremely chill and laid back. ...

Teachers Have Lives?!

Teachers Have Lives?!

April 29, 2018

Disclaimer: There is traumatizing information below. If you don’t want your image of teachers to be...

Top Five Homeless Signs

Top Five Homeless Signs

April 29, 2018

We humans all have one thing in common; we are all greedy, money-driven beings who would do anything to...

Water: How It Be?

April 25, 2018

Water - a life essence, the nectar of the gods, the power source of our local Drytown, and some other t...

How I Almost got Anime Blocked on School WiFi

How I Almost got Anime Blocked on School WiFi

April 14, 2018

‘Twas a normal day like any. I woke up, resented my life, and tugged on some presentable clothes as ...

Cody Wilson: A Journalism Story

Cody Wilson: A Journalism Story

April 13, 2018

As some of you may know, the current editor in chief, Cody Wilson, is preparing to step down from his...

Casey Chronicles: The Savage Elderly Attack

By Casey Swafford, Staff Writer

March 26, 2018

Filed under Humor

It was an ordinary day like any other. I awoke to my screeching alarm clock, crawled out of bed, and battled my lack of motivation. You know, the usual morning routine of any high school student. After I triumphed over the rigors of putting on clothes and brushing my teeth, I was ready to face the day. I slipped on my Deluxe...

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