The Ubiquity

A Loner’s Perspective of Valentine’s Day

A Loner’s Perspective of Valentine’s Day

February 16, 2018

I wake up with a start from my eternal nightmare. The nightmare that haunts me every year on the 14t...

A Day In the Life Of Casey Swafford

A Day In the Life Of Casey Swafford

February 16, 2018

Screeeeeeech! Casey slowly wakes to his trusty alarm clock. However, he does not enjoy it as much as...

Government Shutdown Picnic Party (w/ Danny Devito) *NOT CLICKBAIT*

Government Shutdown Picnic Party (w/ Danny Devito) *NOT CLICKBAIT*

February 9, 2018

As of right now, it is February 5th, 2018, and we still don’t have flying cars. But, we are facing...

Expectations vs. Reality: Fast Food

Expectations vs. Reality: Fast Food

February 9, 2018

I don’t know about you, but I’m sick and tired of people lying to me. First, my parents lied abou...

8 School Hacks That Will Definitely Make Your Life Easier

8 School Hacks That Will Definitely Make Your Life Easier

February 2, 2018

Having trouble getting out of bed for school?   Just get ready in bed, fall back asleep, and then arr...

Donald Trump: A Presidential Reflection

Donald Trump: A Presidential Reflection

February 2, 2018

“I did it. I made America great again.” Trump leans back in his chair with a smirk on his face....

Why Does Quartz Hill Flood So Easily?

Why Does Quartz Hill Flood So Easily?

January 27, 2018

I remember it like it was only a couple weeks back, because it was, mind you. As if I would remember any...

Slaying the Patriarchy

Slaying the Patriarchy

January 27, 2018

January 20th, 2018 will mark the first day of the matriarchal insurgence. Women have been preparing the r...

Not Throwing Away My Shot: A Review of Hamilton At The Pantages

Not Throwing Away My Shot: A Review of Hamilton At The Pantages

January 27, 2018

In the words of the great Lin-Manuel Miranda, “It’s time to take your shot” — to see the Tou...

(Pip)ular Pipperton

(Pip)ular Pipperton

January 18, 2018

Quartz Hill is renowned for its educational excellence and astounding students. Since everyone here h...

Casey Swafford’s Review of The Ubiquity

Casey Swafford’s Review of The Ubiquity

January 18, 2018

Crack! The echoes of whips fill the halls of Quartz Hill High as students scream and beg for mercy. Beggi...

Establishing the Matriarchy: Part One

Establishing the Matriarchy: Part One

December 8, 2017

AHHHHHHH! ​These ​are ​the ​war ​cries ​of ​our ​womanhood! ​Today, ​we ​break ​dow...

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