Humor – The Ubiquity

The United States of Bern

March 8, 2020

The year is 2021, and Bernie Sanders is President of the United States. Bernie breathes a little too ha...

The Oscars Continued Shenanigans

February 24, 2020

Whether you’re there to see a wholesome Boon Jong Ho sweep the board with 4 awards for his hit movie...

Cats Is the Best Film Ever Made

February 24, 2020

Cats is undisputedly the best movie of 2019. Even saying that is a disservice to the movie since it’...

WWIII Pending Transaction

February 24, 2020

As news outlets upload new topics to be anxious about everyday, I'm starting to question the Orwellian possi...

Cats Is the Best Film Ever Made

By Alex Kim, Humor Editor

February 6, 2020

Cats is undisputedly the best movie of 2019. Even saying that is a disservice to the movie since it’s actually the best film of all time. From the directing to the acting, there is so much talent behind the movie. So let’s talk about some of the wonderful people involved with the movie. Cats was directed by Tim Hooper w...

How I Fell In Love With My FBI Agent (Recounted by Chrystien Ontiveros)

November 21, 2019

It’s no secret anymore that there are FBI agents hiding in our phones, monitoring us, helping us get t...

Fidel Castro and His Love for Dairy

November 13, 2019

Fidel Castro is a Communist Icon, the previous dictator of Cuba, and the villain behind the Cuban Mi...

How Not To End Up In A Trash Can

October 24, 2019

Instead of a trash can, sometimes the world makes us feel like a trash-cannot. And, sometimes, that same world...

How to Survive a Nuclear Apocalypse!

October 24, 2019

The destruction of the human race and society by nuclear bombs is all but inevitable, considering the...

The New Epidemic in QHHS

October 6, 2019

It’s come to my attention that we have a disease running rampant at QHHS (no, it isn’t the flu!) ...

Kindness Week Blues

October 6, 2019

Ah, so it’s that time of the year... ASB Instagram stories galore. Desperately yet effectively adv...

Why Forensic Biology Is Really A How To Get Away With Murder Class

October 6, 2019

A crime scene. One victim, no evidence, no suspect. The police have no clues and no idea where to star...