Humor – The Ubiquity

How I Almost got Anime Blocked on School WiFi

April 14, 2018

‘Twas a normal day like any. I woke up, resented my life, and tugged on some presentable clothes as ...

Cody Wilson: A Journalism Story

April 13, 2018

As some of you may know, the current editor in chief, Cody Wilson, is preparing to step down from his...

Casey Chronicles: The Savage Elderly Attack

By Casey Swafford, Staff Writer

March 26, 2018

Filed under Humor

It was an ordinary day like any other. I awoke to my screeching alarm clock, crawled out of bed, and battled my lack of motivation. You know, the usual morning routine of any high school student. After I triumphed over the rigors of putting on clothes and brushing my teeth, I was ready to face the day. I slipped on my Deluxe...

Are Teachers Human?

March 12, 2018

Teachers. They are an unusual species. Why would someone willingly spend their days teaching ungrateful ...

Surprise! School Is Not What You Think It Is Not Clickbait

March 5, 2018

Here you are, currently at high school, sitting at your desk while thinking about the bright future you hav...

Clubs That Failed to Meet the Golden Standard

February 26, 2018

We’ve all heard of the cliché stories of clubs that made it through the cracks, despite all odds being stacked a...

Leaving My Keys Inside Car…Again

February 26, 2018

Disclaimer: The details in this article are incredibly stupid. Don’t follow the example shown in th...

A Loner’s Perspective of Valentine’s Day

February 16, 2018

I wake up with a start from my eternal nightmare. The nightmare that haunts me every year on the 14t...

A Day In the Life Of Casey Swafford

February 16, 2018

Screeeeeeech! Casey slowly wakes to his trusty alarm clock. However, he does not enjoy it as much as...

Government Shutdown Picnic Party (w/ Danny Devito) NOT CLICKBAIT

February 9, 2018

As of right now, it is February 5th, 2018, and we still don’t have flying cars. But, we are facing...

Expectations vs. Reality: Fast Food

February 9, 2018

I don’t know about you, but I’m sick and tired of people lying to me. First, my parents lied abou...

8 School Hacks That Will Definitely Make Your Life Easier

February 2, 2018

Having trouble getting out of bed for school? Just get ready in bed, fall back asleep, and then arr...