Humor – The Ubiquity

The New Epidemic in QHHS

October 6, 2019

It’s come to my attention that we have a disease running rampant at QHHS (no, it isn’t the flu!) ...

Kindness Week Blues

October 6, 2019

Ah, so it’s that time of the year... ASB Instagram stories galore. Desperately yet effectively adv...

Why Forensic Biology Is Really A How To Get Away With Murder Class

October 6, 2019

A crime scene. One victim, no evidence, no suspect. The police have no clues and no idea where to star...

China: Turning a Country into a Videogame

September 15, 2019

(DISCLAIMER: anything said here that seems serious, is definitely not. This article is purely satire a...

Why Everyone Should Be Batman for Halloween

September 15, 2019

As Halloween draws closer and closer, stores begin to stock up on the spooky month necessities: candi...

A Completely Serious, Unironic Review of Venom (2018)

September 7, 2019

Venom is a 2018 film released by Sony Pictures, starring acclaimed actor Tom Hardy. When this film was i...

Law and Order: Sibling Victims Unit

September 7, 2019

In the criminal justice system, violence based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York...

2019- The Year Fashion Trends Died with Gen Z

September 3, 2019

It’s about time someone addressed the real problems around the Antelope Valley. It all started with the...

Overcrowding in QH

September 3, 2019

On one fine morning like any other, the bell rang, and I was making my way to my next class after snac...

Quartz Hill New Security Procedures

By Tyler Sinness, Staff Writer

April 1, 2019

In a new move, Principal Zach Mercier announced the school’s plan to increase security measures even farther than the measures that have been taken over the past year. “We’re very excited for this new chapter in this pris- erm, I mean, school’s history,” the principal announced in a statement, “Beginning next ye...

New AP Class: AP Mixed Entertainment Media Emulating Sarcasm

April 1, 2019

A new class is coming to Quartz Hill, emulating a college-level class. AP students, listen up. Now pre...

Bring Your Pet to School

April 1, 2019

Due to the stress and pure feverish anxiety of the final semester or the school year, the administra...