The Ubiquity

How I Fell In Love With My FBI Agent (Recounted by Chrystien Ontiveros)

How I Fell In Love With My FBI Agent (Recounted by Chrystien Ontiveros)

November 21, 2019

It’s no secret anymore that there are FBI agents hiding in our phones, monitoring us, helping us get t...

Fidel Castro and His Love for Dairy

Fidel Castro and His Love for Dairy

November 13, 2019

Fidel Castro is a Communist Icon, the previous dictator of Cuba, and the villain behind the Cuban Mi...

How Not To End Up In A Trash Can

How Not To End Up In A Trash Can

October 24, 2019

Instead of a trash can, sometimes the world makes us feel like a trash-cannot. And, sometimes, that same world...

How to Survive a Nuclear Apocalypse!

How to Survive a Nuclear Apocalypse!

October 24, 2019

The destruction of the human race and society by nuclear bombs is all but inevitable, considering the...

The New Epidemic in QHHS

The New Epidemic in QHHS

October 6, 2019

It’s come to my attention that we have a disease running rampant at QHHS (no, it isn’t the flu!) ...

Kindness Week Blues

Kindness Week Blues

October 6, 2019

Ah, so it’s that time of the year... ASB Instagram stories galore. Desperately yet effectively adv...

Why Forensic Biology Is Really A How To Get Away With Murder Class

Why Forensic Biology Is Really A How To Get Away With Murder Class

October 6, 2019

A crime scene. One victim, no evidence, no suspect. The police have no clues and no idea where to star...

China: Turning a Country into a Videogame

China: Turning a Country into a Videogame

September 15, 2019

(DISCLAIMER: anything said here that seems serious, is definitely not. This article is purely satire a...

Why Everyone Should Be Batman for Halloween

Why Everyone Should Be Batman for Halloween

September 15, 2019

As Halloween draws closer and closer, stores begin to stock up on the spooky month necessities: candi...

A Completely Serious, Unironic Review of Venom (2018)

A Completely Serious, Unironic Review of Venom (2018)

September 7, 2019

Venom is a 2018 film released by Sony Pictures, starring acclaimed actor Tom Hardy. When this film was i...

Law and Order: Sibling Victims Unit

Law and Order: Sibling Victims Unit

September 7, 2019

In the criminal justice system, violence based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York...

2019- The Year Fashion Trends Died with Gen Z

2019- The Year Fashion Trends Died with Gen Z

September 3, 2019

It’s about time someone addressed the real problems around the Antelope Valley. It all started with the...

The student news site of Quartz Hill High School
Humor