Ashhab Ibrahim, Staff Writer
Hey, my name’s Ashhab and I write for the humour section, if you even care to call my depraved self dialogue comedy. I don’t really have too much going on in my life other than school, but I’m on the wrestling team, and I want to start my own clothing company. I’m of middle eastern origin, although born in America. I’m generally unstressed and calm. My favorite color is probably green, and I listen to a lot of jazz/funk/soul and some hip hop or trap now and then.
My favorite article is: “I Don’t Know” Should Be an Acceptable Answer by Mars Gifford