Scrambled eggs are an American Classic in the breakfast world, but how is this dish made? Well, I’ll show you my easy, but delicious recipe. First, bring out your frying pan, but make sure it’s the correct measurements. The frying pan has an exact 7-inch circumference, with a handle length of 4 ½ inches, and 1 ½ inches wide.
The pan also must be made out of Yerftarian gold. If you currently do not have at least one pound of Yerftarian gold, then use your intergalactic space ship to travel into the core of Saturn. There will be a transmutational portal. Make sure your ship is equipped with the correct outer protection, otherwise your atoms will disintegrate. After you arrive in Yerftaria you have to go to either a merchant, or their gold mines.
It is recommended to go to the merchant, as the Yerftarian mines are known to cause extreme lung damage to non-Yerftarians. After obtaining your pound of Yerftarian gold, go to a Yerftarian blacksmith and give it to them, with the correct measurements to mold into a pan. This process might take some time, as the blacksmith has to send the gold into the sun to melt, then quickly mold it into the correct shape. Now it is time to butter your pan.
This is one of the most important steps, as butter will add a rich and delicate flavor to the eggs. The butter matters here, as it has to be from the mountainous Bingkdach cow. If you currently don’t have at least 8 teaspoons, or one stick, of this butter, don’t worry. All you have to do is dig exactly 2,438 miles into Earth. This is so you can obtain the Krymen crystal, which opens the pocket hole to Hollow Earth.
Once inside Hollow Earth, travel until you see the Old Sage. Times vary for finding the Old Sage, as in reality, the Old Sage finds you. Once the sage is located, she will utter an ancient riddle that predicts your death. Ignore this, and steal a key from her that’s in the shape of a skeleton. Place the key in your mouth and swallow.
This will kill you, but also open your mind in a higher plane to be reincarnated. Here, you will have a choice: accept your death and take your chances with judgment, or climb the Yaaran mountain to prove that when you are resurrected, you will be grateful for your mortal life. You will choose to climb the mountain, which will be a harsh journey full of your sins and deep regrets. Times vary on the climb based on how long you’ve lived. Once at the top, there will be three things.
The Bingkdach cow, a bucket, and a door. Make sure to first milk the cow, getting all the milk in the bucket, before entering the door, otherwise, you will have to repeat the entire process. When you enter the door, you will wake up on the ground, hopefully in your kitchen, with the bucket of milk next to you. Begin to churn the milk until it forms a golden yellow butter. Now onto the last and most important ingredient, the eggs. Get 3 large eggs from your fridge. Now it’s time to fry them. Place your pan on the stove, cut off a slice of butter onto it so the eggs don’t stick, and begin to scramble. And there you go, a deliciously simple and easy recipe for your whole family to enjoy!
