We all know someone who we would call insufferable. Have you ever talked to them and thought to yourself,” Wow, I have a deep and intense hatred for this person that can only be quenched by being MORE insufferable than them.” Then you’ve come to the right place. Simply follow my 6 or 7 step guide (I haven’t decided yet), and you WILL become more niche and insufferable.
- Being niche is the first step to being insufferable. What is being niche, though? Being niche is a state of mind. Being niche IS being insufferable. Being niche is also being as vague as possible, which is why we are moving on from this section right now.
- Have you ever heard of the website Letterboxd? You haven’t? You’re so far behind the curve it’s lowkenuinely insane. Essentially, Letterboxd is a place for movie reviews that all the “Cool” people use to feel more niche than their fellow man.
- Listening to Niche song genres also helps to make you more insufferable than your peers. Listening to niche song genres like Pakistani Shoegaze or Azerbaijani Dream Pop. Furthermore, make sure to only use wired earbuds to ensure that you have the maximum amount of “Aura”. I would give you some bands for you to listen to, but I’ve gotta gatekeep.
- Speaking of Gatekeeping, gatekeep everything! If someone asks you where you got your clothes, say that you either thrifted them OR that your dad bought them back in his day. That’ll show the people who try to steal your style not to mess with you.
- Use the current lingo. Make SURE that you use words like “Lowkenuinely”, and other (somewhat nonsensical) portmanteaus of words that are used in day-to-day life.
- You HAVE to start looksmaxxing. If you aren’t either mewing all day, are you even TRYING to be more insufferable and niche?
- This one’s a bonus point because I’m feeling nice. Make sure you do the hand movements WHENEVER you hear the numbers 6 and 7 in sequence, and make sure to scream it out to make sure that you assert your niche dominance
