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Not Throwing Away My Shot: A Review of Hamilton At The Pantages

Not Throwing Away My Shot: A Review of Hamilton At The Pantages

January 27, 2018

In the words of the great Lin-Manuel Miranda, “It’s time to take your shot” — to see the Tou...

(Pip)ular Pipperton

(Pip)ular Pipperton

January 18, 2018

Quartz Hill is renowned for its educational excellence and astounding students. Since everyone here h...

Casey Swafford’s Review of The Ubiquity

Casey Swafford’s Review of The Ubiquity

January 18, 2018

Crack! The echoes of whips fill the halls of Quartz Hill High as students scream and beg for mercy. Beggi...

Establishing the Matriarchy: Part One

Establishing the Matriarchy: Part One

December 8, 2017

AHHHHHHH! ​These ​are ​the ​war ​cries ​of ​our ​womanhood! ​Today, ​we ​break ​dow...

Late-Night Shopping at Walmart

Late-Night Shopping at Walmart

November 6, 2017

WALMART… the land of the ratchet. There really is no other store like it. First of all, it literally ...

Teacher Meeting Conspiracy Theory

Teacher Meeting Conspiracy Theory

October 28, 2017

Gather ‘round kiddies, because I have a tale I feel I must tell. At Quartz Hill High School, we regularly hav...

The Real Cause of the Recent Natural Disasters

The Real Cause of the Recent Natural Disasters

October 8, 2017

Natural disasters have been striking the world seemingly all at once. You hear about one hurricane, a...

El Salvaje Part 1: The Backstory

El Salvaje Part 1: The Backstory

September 22, 2017

Disclaimer: If you have not heard the frightening rumors about The Savage, then click out right now. This...

Text Torrent: Kim Jong-un vs. Donald Trump

Text Torrent: Kim Jong-un vs. Donald Trump

September 15, 2017

We all know that there has been much discord between our good ol’ president, Donald Trump, and Kim Jong-un. ...

Hate Week

Hate Week

September 1, 2017

Hate is such a neglected emotion. Everyone loves to praise emotions like kindness, compassion, and toler...

How to Start the School Year off Right

How to Start the School Year off Right

August 24, 2017

Starting a new school year is always difficult. It’s time to start getting up early AGAIN, stress ...

Dying Fashion Trends: Non-Conformists

Dying Fashion Trends: Non-Conformists

August 24, 2017

We see it everyday. The rags given to children as trousers and a mysterious flame-font insignia painfully b...

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