It was an ordinary day like any other. I awoke to my screeching alarm clock, crawled out of bed, and battled my lack of motivation. You know, the usual morning routine of any high school student. After I triumphed over the rigors of putting on clothes and brushing my teeth, I was ready to face the day. I slipped on my Deluxe...

Screeeeeeech! Casey slowly wakes to his trusty alarm clock. However, he does not enjoy it as much as...