The Ubiquity

8 School Hacks That Will Definitely Make Your Life Easier

8 School Hacks That Will Definitely Make Your Life Easier

February 2, 2018

Having trouble getting out of bed for school?   Just get ready in bed, fall back asleep, and then arr...

Donald Trump: A Presidential Reflection

Donald Trump: A Presidential Reflection

February 2, 2018

“I did it. I made America great again.” Trump leans back in his chair with a smirk on his face....

Why Does Quartz Hill Flood So Easily?

Why Does Quartz Hill Flood So Easily?

January 27, 2018

I remember it like it was only a couple weeks back, because it was, mind you. As if I would remember any...

Slaying the Patriarchy

Slaying the Patriarchy

January 27, 2018

January 20th, 2018 will mark the first day of the matriarchal insurgence. Women have been preparing the r...

Not Throwing Away My Shot: A Review of Hamilton At The Pantages

Not Throwing Away My Shot: A Review of Hamilton At The Pantages

January 27, 2018

In the words of the great Lin-Manuel Miranda, “It’s time to take your shot” — to see the Tou...

(Pip)ular Pipperton

(Pip)ular Pipperton

January 18, 2018

Quartz Hill is renowned for its educational excellence and astounding students. Since everyone here h...

Casey Swafford’s Review of The Ubiquity

Casey Swafford’s Review of The Ubiquity

January 18, 2018

Crack! The echoes of whips fill the halls of Quartz Hill High as students scream and beg for mercy. Beggi...

Establishing the Matriarchy: Part One

Establishing the Matriarchy: Part One

December 8, 2017

AHHHHHHH! ​These ​are ​the ​war ​cries ​of ​our ​womanhood! ​Today, ​we ​break ​dow...

Late-Night Shopping at Walmart

Late-Night Shopping at Walmart

November 6, 2017

WALMART… the land of the ratchet. There really is no other store like it. First of all, it literally ...

Teacher Meeting Conspiracy Theory

Teacher Meeting Conspiracy Theory

October 28, 2017

Gather ‘round kiddies, because I have a tale I feel I must tell. At Quartz Hill High School, we regularly hav...

The Real Cause of the Recent Natural Disasters

The Real Cause of the Recent Natural Disasters

October 8, 2017

Natural disasters have been striking the world seemingly all at once. You hear about one hurricane, a...

El Salvaje Part 1: The Backstory

El Salvaje Part 1: The Backstory

September 22, 2017

Disclaimer: If you have not heard the frightening rumors about The Savage, then click out right now. This...

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